{"id":28,"date":"2009-01-26T09:24:18","date_gmt":"2009-01-26T14:24:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aprilrichards.com\/?p=28"},"modified":"2009-01-26T09:24:18","modified_gmt":"2009-01-26T14:24:18","slug":"lawyers-against-lollipops","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.aprilrichards.com\/?p=28","title":{"rendered":"Lawyers against lollipops?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was in the bank last week and overheard a woman in the drive-thru ask for a lollipop for her son. The teller explained that they were no longer allowed to give lollipops, due to the liability. Seriously? We&#8217;ve become so sue-happy that little kids can&#8217;t get lollipops at the bank? Ridiculous! Or are kids so lacking in common sense that they can&#8217;t operate a lollipop without injury? That&#8217;s almost as bad as the lady who sued for spilling hot coffee on herself from McDonald&#8217;s. Although if you&#8217;ve ever had coffee from McDonald&#8217;s, it is absudly hot &#8211; way hotter than anything you drink should ever be.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was in the bank last week and overheard a woman in the drive-thru ask for a lollipop for her son. The teller explained that they were no longer allowed to give lollipops, due to the liability. Seriously? We&#8217;ve become so sue-happy that little kids can&#8217;t get lollipops at the bank? Ridiculous! Or are kids&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[21,20,22],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aprilrichards.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aprilrichards.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aprilrichards.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aprilrichards.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aprilrichards.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.aprilrichards.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29,"href":"http:\/\/www.aprilrichards.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions\/29"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aprilrichards.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aprilrichards.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aprilrichards.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}